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Sandeep Gautam - Gurgaon, Haryana (India):
April 01, 2001:
This book has stock options and flexi timings.
This book must be circulated to 10 others within 24 hours. George
of Armenia did not read this book (till the end) and his
family died of gonnorrhea.
This book contained two limbs and a torso. THIS book contained a
torso and two limbs. Now both of them contain the same thing.
This book I bought from the South Ex. They'll exchange it for
this book free of cost, free of cover, free of everything.
This book is---forget it--it wasnt supposed to be.
April 03, 2001:
This book can bend both ways (its made of flexible plastic sheets)
and you have the option not to read.
This book is to be read from the Left. It is written
by the Left and intended for the Left. This book will cause
a revolution. Please read what is Left, and skip the reamining part.
This book is published by Wednesday WorldWide. I assure you the Publication
is not owned by me.
This book is an experiment on guinea pigs. This book is written
by the millions of Body Thetans within me. This book will make
history. This book will be an Operating Thetan. You have to Pay
a fortune to become an Operating Thetan
This book will make you rich. THIS book will make you famous.This
book will make you a book. This book will make you free
(from a book).
April 12, 2001:
This book is (TM)(C)(R). It must be read end to end. It
must be kept away from the reach of childern and stored in
a cold and dark place. It must be used only when required
and under proper supervision. This book must be genetically erased from the
memory if the reader does not pay the license for two consecutive
years.This book will be in Public Domain when I expire (or 75
years from today-whichever is latest).
This book cannot be reproduced, this book prevents you from reproducing, this
book contians the patent on the missionary position.
This book caused the death of Ghalib.
This book talks about lateral drifts and working in a mine.This book
will be studied in HU-420 in IIITD in year 1996. It may
be repeated the next year too.
This book contains moving images and floating words. It also
has a poll to decide whether one should read the page or
skip to the next one. This book has been written one page
at a time. All pages contain a teen picture. Irrsepective of
the poll, you'll click on each page.
April 16, 2001:
This book is a pathetic attempt at martyrdom. Its mission statement (written
in deep red Arial Black font on the green satin-bound back page)
is " to make a million martyrs out of its readers". Each
one of you will die of laughing If you can bear to
read this till the end.
This book can be titled Zen and the art of creating art.
It can also be titled Ibn-batuta.
This book is written in secret code. It was read by a
This book has already got two noble prizes. One for its innovative
jacket design and the second one for the other book. It also
got nominated in all the major categories and was the most nominated
book at the Nobles this year.
This book like all books must end. It will take its time
to end. It wants to have sex before dying. It also wants
a red ferrari.
April 22, 2001:
This book can blush without season. It was launched to collide with
the festival of Holi, which marks the beginning of spring. "Wow,
what a marketing strategy" said my mom " it will be a
This book(tm) is often refreerd by Bill, Ph.D. in sci.psychology.psychotherapy.moderated.
This book is your gateway to eternal life. The 10 easy steps
to become immortal. Its author has been dead for quite some time
now. His forthcoming title will be on reincarnation.
This book must be seen to be believed! For rights of picturisation
contact the publishers.
This book can predict doom. The steadfast man will cross a river.
It is auspiscious to see a seagull.
April 24, 2001:
This book is boring; but you'll read it. All questions in the
exam come from this book.
This book talks of "Third World Poverty and the World Wide Web".
It is authored by retired beureacrats who cant shit in thier luxurious
offices anymore. It has a peculiar golden hallow around its name.
This book is as pure as a virgin. No one will ever
interpret it. No one will ever read it. It carries the fatwa
on its head. Its calligraphed neatly on the cover page, with
the name of Mohammed spelled correctly (in Pure Arabic) .
This is the book I carried in my pocket yesterday to lend
to Patricia. It still lies in my cabinet. This is the book
with which she'll fall in love. I must give Patty a buzz.
I'm already feeling so phoney.
April 28, 2001:
This book comes in attractive containers. It is also good for your
health. Human milk shares the same qaulities. The intelligent woman saves a
bit for her lover.
This book stinks!
This book was gifted to me by Madame Phillips. She was the
best teacher I had. She did not save me from the bullies.
She was loved by everyone. I too love her.
This book is getting on my nerves. It is so heavy, so
hefty. I am an ectomorph. Please I need the elephants again.
This book when smacked on your head will make the noise "da,
April 30, 2001:
This book will be rendered useless, unless read with the other book.
If the other book is not available by then, please read THIS
This book has butterflies embedded on each page. Some of them may
be dead by now.
This book will be the number one on the NewYork Times bestseller
list for exactly 7 months and 5 days. After that it will
be on the number two position, until it dies.
This book can be ordered in units of 5. A minimum of
100 units must be bought. You can sell a unit anytime at
usedbooks.com. All readers must be aware of the normal market fluctuations and
risk factors. For detailed information read THIS book. Small readers will be
given preference in allotmnet over the Libraries.