Pitapat around the sanctuary
in our sacred-cow boy boots. Choose alabaster,
ambrosia, ash blond, or alpha beatitude.
You've never zipped on a platitude
like this, preshrunk and so preachified
you'll rave to be raptured.
Hallelujah! Pray for mercy
in vestments this sweet. They come
in sizes extra-medium to wide-latitude.
Bad attitude? Wish you had
a lily-white sacroiliac? Our priests get high,
will whitewash the tone of your moan.
The holiday offering: a holy of holies,
such shocked shades, God's good gratitude
will make you want to spank Heaven.
How a Mirage Works
Sixteen Rivers Press