“Are You Worried About a Breakdown?”

Ace Boggess

—roadside billboard

I have bad spots like bruises in an apple’s meat.Maybe the whole tree’s rotten to its roots.Tensions build. Anxiety thrumsits tuning fork inside me.Then comes Stress, Strain, &Worry. I tell myself: I won’tget my news from Facebook, I won’tget my news from talking chimps,but I have this banana handy.What if I snap? It’s not like I’m Rambotaking out some Viet Cong squad.Last week, I started this exercise routineto calm me, help mecontrol my blood pressure, weight,hope for the future. Today,I’m suing myself for intentionalinfliction of emotional distress.There’s too much humanin being human, & not enoughbeing. All I want. I’m that guywho thinks the Serenity Prayer’s too long.

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Ace Boggess is author of eight books of poetry, most recently Tell Us How to Live (Fernwood Press, 2025) and My Pandemic / Gratitude List (Mōtus Audāx Press, 2025). His writing has appeared in Indiana Review, Michigan Quarterly Review, Hanging Loose, and other journals. An ex-con, he lives in Charleston, West Virginia, where he writes, watches Criterion films, and tries to stay out of trouble. His first short-story collection, Always One Mistake, has just been released from Running Wild Press.

"Ace Boggess’s brilliantly original book consists entirely of poems with interrogative titles and unexpected responses in verse. It is not merely a collection but a unified book. The first question is, 'Do You Have Any Advice for Inmates?' Boggess has the right to answer because he has done time. In one poem, he describes himself as an 'unemployed ex-con hiding in a red state' (he also has a law degree). These are real poems, not the products of some enlightened prison workshop. With wit and a wonderful speed of association, Boggess addresses such subjects as luck, loss, music, adultery, drugs, and guns, with references, sometimes surprising, to Hamlet, the Serenity prayer, the Divine, Van Morrison, 'the Schopenhauer of punk,' and Don Giovanni, among other cultural landmarks. The book has charm and humor, and it is also deeply moving: 'You’d like to be / the hero once, but it’s you who walked through gates / afraid, as though you’ve been on trial all your life.'”
—David Lehman

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